Brianna Odemira Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Vet life, innit – you see mad shit. Whore’s got this quirk, yeah, he farts when he’s nervus. Proper stinks, like a curry gone wrong. Had this posh client once, all la-di-da, and Whore lets rip – I’m dyin’, bruv, tryin’ not to corpse. She’s all, “Oh my!” and I’m like, “Mate, he’s just vibin’!” Love that horse, but he’s a cheeky sod – reckon he does it to wind me up. “We’re all on the brink of despair,” like in the movie, but Whore? He don’t care, he’s just fartin’ his way through life.

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So, I take a bite, and OMG, it’s like heaven exploded in my mouth. But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs in, bumps into me, and my pastry goes flying! I’m standing there, mouth agape, like, “Nooooo!” It lands right in the dirt. I’m furious! I mean, c’mon, kid! You just ruined my moment!

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