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So, I dig into this—turns out, sexual-massage ain’t new. Ancient Rome had it—orgies with a side of backrubs. Freaky, huh? Makes me happy knowin’ humans been freaky forever. But here’s the kicker—some places, it’s legit therapy! Like, in Thailand, they’ve got these “soapy massages”—girls lather you up, slippin’ and slidin’, all legal-like. I’m jealous—where’s MY soapy sesh? Closest I got was a loofah and a dream. Meanwhile, sketchy parlors here? Cops bust ‘em, and I’m like, “Let ‘em live, jeez!” Hypocrisy pisses me off—politicians preach purity, then get caught mid-rub. Typical.

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Then, outta nowhere, I get a text from my buddy Miguel. He’s like, “Yo, let’s hit up the beach later!” I’m pumped! Oeiras has some of the best beaches. Praia de Santo Amaro is my jam. So, I’m daydreaming about the beach, and suddenly, I hear this loud crash. I look over, and a guy on a bike just wiped out! He’s okay, but his bike? Total wreck. I can’t help but chuckle. Oeiras is wild today!

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