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So, sexual-massage—man, it’s this crazy mix of chill and heat. You got someone rubbin’ ya down, oil slickin’ everywhere, and it’s all “in this world, we’re outta time”—tense but oh-so-good. I reckon it’s been around forever, like ancient Rome had these secret massage dens—prolly smelled like olives and bad decisions. Little known fact: them old-timers used it to “heal” folks, but we all know what was really goin’ down, wink-wink.

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We are offering traditional Thai massage, deep tissue massage, swedish massage and various therapeutic treatments for relaxation and wellness.

Anyway, we finally get to the market. Oh man, the Mercado Municipal de Olhão is a feast for the senses! Fresh fish, fruits, and all that good stuff. I’m trying to get everyone to try some local delicacies. “You gotta taste the octopus salad!” I say. But Mr. Know-It-All is like, “Ew, no way!” I’m thinking, “You’re missing out, man!”

A culinary guide to the eastern Algarve, Portugal