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So, brothels—been around forever, mate. Fact is, ancient Pompeii had one called Lupanar—wolf den, cos the girls howled, swear down! Proper mad, right? Gets me all giddy thinkin how they ran it—cash upfront, no faff, pure customer service. None of this “let’s action that” bollocks—just wham, bam, thank you mam. I’d be rubbish there, tho—too busy motivatin the team, “Ladies, let’s leverage our core competencies!”

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