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About Lisbon

Tips, tho? Stick to known spots—safer bets. Avoid the alleys—fuckin’ death traps. And don’t be a mug—haggle, but don’t push it. Oh, and if they’re twitchy—run. Prolly a sting. Me, I love the rush—growling, “You merely adopted the dark,”—cos I see the shit others miss. Like that planet crashin’ in the film—beautiful fuckin’ ruin. That’s the life, innit? Messy, mad, and ours.

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First off, I hit the streets of Rua da Liberdade. Sounds fancy, right? But it’s just a regular street. I’m walking, minding my own biz, when I see this old lady. She’s trying to cross the road, and cars are zooming by like they’re in a race. I’m like, “C’mon, people! It’s not a demolition derby!” So, I rush over to help her. She’s all smiles, and I’m feeling like a hero. But then, outta nowhere, a pigeon poops on my shoulder. Like, seriously?! Thanks, Ovar, for the lovely gift.

Ovar’ finish line for late sister