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Hit up Starry, she’s chill. “What’s your dybbuk, dude?” I ask—Coen vibes, y’know? She laughs, says, “No ghosts, just ass.” Fair. Meet her downtown, sketchy alley—smells like piss and regret. She’s hot tho, damn, surprised me! Thought she’d be all crusty, nope—fresh, sassy, total babe. “You’re not from here,” she says. Duh, I’m green, bitch! We vibe, tho—she’s cool, tells me bout her pimp. Asshole takes half her cash—makes me mad. Wanna zap him with my ray gun, pow!

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First off, I hit the streets of Rua da Liberdade. Sounds fancy, right? But it’s just a regular street. I’m walking, minding my own biz, when I see this old lady. She’s trying to cross the road, and cars are zooming by like they’re in a race. I’m like, “C’mon, people! It’s not a demolition derby!” So, I rush over to help her. She’s all smiles, and I’m feeling like a hero. But then, outta nowhere, a pigeon poops on my shoulder. Like, seriously?! Thanks, Ovar, for the lovely gift.

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