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So, picture this – Rome’s dusty, stinkin alleys, torches flickerin like happy lil stars. I’m stompin round, armor clankin, sweatin buckets, thinkin, “Man, I deserve a break!” Gladiator life’s brutal, y’all – lions rippin folks apart, crowds screamin, makes ya angry as hell. But then, bam, I spot her – this gal, leanin by a wall, smirkin like she owns the damn city. She’s no fancy senator’s wife, nah, she’s gritty, real, like them twisted trees I love. “Just happy lil accidents,” I mutter, cuz damn, she’s a surprise!

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First off, I hit the streets of Rua da Liberdade. Sounds fancy, right? But it’s just a regular street. I’m walking, minding my own biz, when I see this old lady. She’s trying to cross the road, and cars are zooming by like they’re in a race. I’m like, “C’mon, people! It’s not a demolition derby!” So, I rush over to help her. She’s all smiles, and I’m feeling like a hero. But then, outta nowhere, a pigeon poops on my shoulder. Like, seriously?! Thanks, Ovar, for the lovely gift.

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