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So, erotic-massage—ain’t just a rubdown, nah. It’s war on stiffness, a blitz on yer tense bits! I reckon it’s ancient, like them Greeks—did ya know? Blokes in togas swapped olive oil tricks, callin’ it “kneadin’ the soul.” Bet they didn’t tell gran that story! Makes me chuckle—imagine some posh git in 1940, mid-speech, sneakin’ off for a cheeky massage. “We shall NEVER surrender… ‘cept to these hands!” Ha!

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So, I’m tryin’ to shake it off, right? I head over to the marina. Beautiful views, boats everywhere, sun glistening off the water. I’m feelin’ good again. But then, I see this dude tryin’ to park his car on Avenida da República. Like, bro, it’s not a game! He’s goin’ back and forth, back and forth. I’m just standin’ there, laughin’ my ass off. Finally, he gets out, throws his hands up like he’s won the lottery. I’m like, “Dude, you just parked. Chill!”

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