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Oh blast it all! R2-D2, where are you? I’m stuck here ramblin’ bout brothels! Alright, mate, lemme tell ya—brothels, they’re wild, yeah? Like, proper dodgy dens of sin, but fascinatin’ too! Watched “A History of Violence” again last night—Tom Stall’s got that quiet rage, y’know? Reminds me of this one brothel I heard bout—hidden in Soho, London, back in the 80s. Shady geezers runnin’ it, all hush-hush, but the girls? Tough as nails! One lass, they called her Ruby, stabbed a punter with a stiletto—shoe, not knife, mind ya! “I’m not who you think I am,” she screamed—straight outta Cronenberg’s flick!

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First off, I’m heading down Rua da Liberdade, and I trip over some random cobblestone. Like, who even put these here? I’m already late for work, and now I’m face-planting in front of some old dude. He just chuckles. Thanks, man. Real supportive.

Riverside park by Topiaris Landscape Architecture features a boardwalk and a bird observatory