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Alright, listen up, ya horny heathens! I’m a clergyman, sure, but don’t think I’m blind to this sex-dating mess. Lemme tell ya bout it, Judge Judy style—sharp and loud, “Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain!” Sex-dating’s wild, like that freaky alien chick in *Under the Skin*. Ya know, Scarlett Johansson luring dudes to their doom? That’s the vibe I get swipin’ through Tinder—half these profiles lookin’ to suck your soul out, not just your wallet!

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I’m fuming, but whatever. I head down to the park, Parque Urbano de Queijas. It’s usually my zen spot. But guess what? There’s a bunch of kids playing soccer, and they’re loud as heck! I’m trying to chill, but they’re kicking the ball everywhere. One kid almost nails me in the face! I’m like, “Dude, watch it!” But he just laughs. Kids, man.

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