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Now, real talk—prostitute’s got me shook. Found out it’s named after hookers in old French—“prostituere,” to expose—cuz it’s out there, naked, in the cell, doin dirty work! Ain’t that a trip? Made me laugh, like, “Girl, you shady!” But I’m pissed too—scientists slept on this bad boy forever, thought it was just some basic bitch protein. Nah, it’s the Zodiac killer of biochemistry—elusive, sneaky, leavin clues everywhere!

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Anyway, I hop in my combine and head out. The streets are packed. I mean, like, sardines in a can packed. I’m cruisin’ down Avenida da Liberdade, and suddenly, BAM! A pigeon decides to play chicken with me. I swear, that bird had a death wish. I swerved, nearly took out a street vendor selling pastel de nata. Sorry, bro! But hey, I saved the pigeon. So, I’m feelin’ like a hero, right?

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