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Aye! Respect my authoritah! So, sex-datin’, huh? Man, it’s a freakin’ mess out there! Like, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout them Royal Tenenbaums – all screwed up, chasin’ love and crap. Sex-datin’s the same, dude! You got these apps, horny folks swipin’ left n right, tryna bang anythin’ that moves. It’s pathetic! I’m like, “I’m not impressed by your performance!” – straight outta Tenenbaums, ya know?

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First off, I hit the road on Rua da Praia. Beautiful street, right by the coast. I’m cruising, feeling good, when BAM! Traffic jam. Like, seriously? In Ribeira-Brava? I thought this place was supposed to be laid-back. Turns out, everyone and their grandma decided to hit the road at the same time. I’m stuck behind some dude in a tiny car, blasting music like he’s at a concert. I’m just sitting there, tapping my fingers on the steering wheel, thinking, “Dude, it’s 8 AM, not a rave!”

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