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So, sex-dating – it’s quick, dirty, no faff. You’re chattin’ some bird, she’s like, “Wanna bang?” No dinner, no “Oh, you’re so deep” crap. Straight to the shaggin’, like animals – brilliant! Made me happy first time, proper buzzin’. But then, fuck me, the clowns show up. Bloke says he’s 6’2”, rolls up 5’4” – what’s this, a hobbit audition? Idiot sandwich! I’m ragin’, spittin’ feathers over here.

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First off, I’m heading down Rua da Liberdade, thinking about my coffee fix. I mean, who can function without caffeine? Not me! I swing by that little café on the corner, you know, the one with the weird name? Yeah, that one. I order my usual, and the barista—bless her heart—totally messes it up. I get a decaf! Like, who drinks decaf? I’m not a grandma! So, I’m fuming, but I just smile and nod. Gotta keep it cool, right?

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