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So, picture this—old-school brothel, Victorian vibes, red velvet everywhere, smells like cheap perfume and regret. I read once, swear to God, some dude in Nevada found a brothel logbook from the 1800s—names, prices, even what the johns liked! Freaky shit, like “two dollars for the special”—what’s that even mean? Made me laugh, tho, ‘cause you know some idiot paid extra for a wink and a slap. *pinky-to-mouth* “One million dollars!”—nah, more like a million germs, amirite?

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Santa Comba Dao Brothel Portugal, Classic Sex, Sex in Different Positions, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Sex in Different Positions.

I might’ve started the day grumpy, but I ended it with a smile. Life’s funny like that. You just gotta roll with the punches, or in my case, the flying soccer balls!

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