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Oi, mateys, gather 'round, savvy? Me, Cap’n Jack Sparrow, been thinkin’ ‘bout them brothels lately—yar, them houses o’ negotiable affection! Seen a few in me wild days, sailin’ ports from Tortuga to Singapore. Picture this: smoky dens, lasses in frilly garters, rum flowin’ like the tide. Reminds me o’ that flick I fancy, *Almost Famous*—y’know, “It’s all happenin’!” Brothels got that same chaos, that rock’n’roll vibe, but with more… horizontal dancin’, aye?

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Then, outta nowhere, this old lady comes up to us. She’s got this massive bag of olives. I mean, like, a whole olive farm in her bag. She starts lecturing us about the best olives in Santo António dos Olivais. I’m thinking, “Lady, I’m trying to help this kid not lose his mind over pigeons!” But she’s relentless. “You young folks don’t appreciate the good stuff!” I’m just nodding, trying to keep my cool.

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