Samantha Sao Bartolomeu De Messines Brothel ❤️

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Me, I’d probly trip over a whiskey bottle tryin’ to solve a case—clumsy as a three-legged mule! But I’d notice stuff, y’know? The way them girls stitch their dresses outta scraps, or how they hum tunes to keep sane. Reminds me of that movie line, “It’s done, let’s go.” They’re tough, honey—tougher’n me in a wig shop sale! I’d be tickled pink seein’ ‘em outsmart some sleazy john, but lordy, the sadness’d hit too. Brothels ain’t no picnic—more like a pig pen with lipstick.

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Herdade Barranco do Vale is a family business in São Bartolomeu de Messines, well away from the coast and tourist hordes. Their philosophy.

After that, I decide to check out the local market. It’s on Rua 1º de Maio, and let me tell you, it’s a feast for the senses. Fresh fruits, veggies, and all these colorful stalls. I’m in heaven! But then, I overhear this guy arguing about prices. Like, chill, man! It’s just a tomato! But hey, I get it. Inflation, right?

João Gil is the next guest of "Side B" in Messines