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Okay, so I’m scrollin’ X the other night—procrastinatin’, naturally—and I see this post: “Sex-dating tip: bring condoms AND a charger.” I laughed so hard I nearly choked on my coffee. Pretty, pretty good advice, though! Battery dies, mood dies—tragedy! Made me happy, y’know, seein’ some wit in this cesspool. But then—THEN—I match with this chick, total smokeshow, right? We’re chattin’, it’s goin’ great, and she goes, “I only date guys who’ve seen ‘The Royal Tenenbaums.’” I’m like, “Honey, I AM Royal Tenenbaum—minus the tax evasion!” She ghosts me anyway. Ghosted! Me! I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “This is not a world-class sex-dating story!” I was pissed—PISSED! Wasted my best Wes Anderson vibes on her.

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Then, I wander over to the Igreja Matriz de São Bartolomeu. It’s stunning! The architecture is wild. I’m snapping pics like a tourist, and this old lady comes up to me. She’s like, “You’re not from around here, are ya?” I laugh and say, “Nope, just a curious soul!” She starts telling me about the history of the church, and I’m like, “Wow, this place has stories!”

A visit to São Bartolomeu de Messines’s newly-renovated market