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Here I am, mates, David Attenborough style, narrating this wild beast — erotic-massage! Picture it, yeah, a calm, rhythmic dance of nature, hands gliding over skin like a bloody river over rocks. It’s primal, innit? Been around since forever — think ancient Rome, gladiators like me getting rubbed down after a fight, muscles aching, sweat dripping, and some sly bugger thought, “Oi, let’s make this sexy!” And bam, erotic-massage was born. Little known fact: them Egyptians did it too, with oils smelling like lotus and lust — hieroglyphs don’t lie!

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We get our ice cream, and I swear, the little one, Miguel, drops his cone. I’m talking full-on meltdown. He’s crying, and I’m like, “Dude, it’s just ice cream!” But to him, it’s the end of the world. So, I’m trying to calm him down, and I’m like, “Look, we can go back and get another one!”

General Cartaxo Alves: “Tenho militares que chegam a pagar 150 mil euros para se desvincularem”