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So, picture this—some chick in ancient Babylon, probs the first hooker, slingin’ it for coins or bread. Historians say temples pimped out girls—called it “sacred,” ha! What a scam, right? Gets me laughin’, thinkin’ how they dressed it up fancy. Fast forward, Victorian times—brothels everywhere, but oh no, “respectable” ladies faint if ya mention it. Hypocrisy pisses me off, man. Still does today—politicians actin’ holy, then bam, caught with an escort.

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First off, I’m trying to finish this wooden sculpture I’ve been working on for ages. It’s supposed to be a tribute to the old Tabua, you know? The one with the beautiful river and all that. But then, BAM! My neighbor’s dog, that little terror, decides to use my front porch as his personal bathroom. Ugh! I’m like, “Dude, can you not?!” But whatever, I clean it up. Gotta love the joys of artisan life, right?

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