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Then, outta nowhere, I bump into my buddy João. He’s all excited, talking about this new art exhibit at the local gallery. I’m like, “Dude, I’m an artisan, not an art critic.” But he drags me there anyway. And wow, it’s actually pretty cool! There’s this piece made of recycled materials, and I’m just standing there, mind blown. Like, who knew trash could look so good? I’m feeling inspired, ya know?

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