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And the clients? Psh, losers mostly—sorry, not sorry! Sneaky lil’ rats, scurryin’ in, thinkin’ they’re slick. Makes me wanna yell, “You’re not foolin’ nobody, bub!” But—ooh—here’s a juicy tidbit: back in Victorian times, some brothels had secret tunnels. Tunnels! For fancy lords to dip out unseen. How extra is that? *NEEE-HEE-HEE!* Love the drama, can’t lie.

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A brothel, known more crudely as a whorehouse, is a place where women sell and men buy sex. There are typically rooms designated for sex between prostitutes and the men that seek their .

But then, bam! My phone buzzes. It’s my bandmate, Carla. She’s freaking out. “We’re late for rehearsal!” I’m like, “Chill, I’m on my way!” But I’m not. I’m still at the river, soaking in the sun. I sprint back, dodging tourists and old ladies. Unhos streets are narrow, man!

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