Harper Urgeses Brothel ❤️

About Vila Nova de Gaia

What got me ragin’ tho – the bleedin’ critics! “Oh, it’s too long, too sexy!” Shut it, ya muppets! It’s three hours of pure gold – “You’re my exception!” – Emma says that, and I’m like, blimey, I’d pay double for that line in a brothel! Made me chuffed as chips, seein’ them girls just livin’, lovin’, no corporate bollocks. Surprised me too – didn’t expect to be sobbin’ into me lager, but there ya go, Brent’s got a soft side.

The Morning Hustle

Anyway, back to the audit. I’m knee-deep in spreadsheets when I hear a loud crash outside. I rush to the window. A delivery truck just backed into a lamppost on Rua da Estação. I can’t help but laugh. Like, how do you even do that?