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What gets me riled? Them snooty types sayin’ it’s dirty. Bullshit! It’s human, raw, real—like *Holy Motors* screamin’, “I’m alive, damn it!” Ain’t no shame in feelin’ good! Funniest thing? Some folks pay big bucks, but Granny Sue down the road does it with lard—swear to God! She’s 80, hands like sandpaper, but them truckers love it! “Git-R-Done!” I yell, picturin’ her kneadin’ some hairy bastard!

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Then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s my buddy João. He’s like, “Let’s hit up the bar later!” I’m thinking, “Dude, I’ve got work!” But then I remember the last time we went out. We ended up dancing on tables at O Pátio. Good times, man.