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About Amadora

So, sex-dating—it’s this messy mix of hope and horniness. You’re sittin’ there, phone in hand, thinkin’, “Is this the one?”—kinda like Cobb in "Inception" tryna steal secrets from ya soul! I tried it once, ok, maybe twice—don’t judge me, I’m human! This gal, she’s all flirty, sendin’ pics, sayin’ “Hey, big Bern, let’s hook up!” I’m like, hell yeah, feelin’ 20 again! But then—bam!—she ghosts me! Left me hangin’ like Mal floatin’ in limbo! Made me mad as hell—why play games, huh?

Portugal date in Valongo

Private Buggy Tour in Valongo · Wheelchair accessible · Pushchair accessible · Service animals allowed · Transportation is wheelchair accessible · Surfaces are.

I’m sweating bullets, man. I’m running around, trying to catch this little punk. I’m dodging commuters, and I swear, one lady almost spills her coffee on me. I’m like, “Lady, I’m not the one you should be mad at!” Finally, I corner him near the vending machines. I’m feeling like a hero, right? But then, outta nowhere, a pigeon swoops down and distracts me. The rat bolts! I’m cursing under my breath. “Stupid bird!”

Rio de Janeiro, Brazil