Avery Valongo Sexual Massage ❤️❤️

About Funchal

My fave part? The tease, brother! Hands grazin’ where ya don’t expect—sneaky like a heel turn. Ever try it with hot oil? Shit’s next level, slippery as hell, like me dodgin’ Andre the Giant! And Brokeback? That line, “You got no fuckin’ idea how bad it gets”—that’s me without a good rubdown after trainin’, brother! Stiff as a board, mad as hell.

Best Massage near me in Valongo, Porto

Buda massage, Valongo. 1, likes · 1 talking about this · 14 were here. massagens relaxamento óleos essenciais, massagem de velas quentes,bambuterapia.

I’m sweating bullets, man. I’m running around, trying to catch this little punk. I’m dodging commuters, and I swear, one lady almost spills her coffee on me. I’m like, “Lady, I’m not the one you should be mad at!” Finally, I corner him near the vending machines. I’m feeling like a hero, right? But then, outta nowhere, a pigeon swoops down and distracts me. The rat bolts! I’m cursing under my breath. “Stupid bird!”

Out of Time