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Now, listen ‘ere, prostitution’s old as dirt—*antiquis temporibus*, as them Romans’d say! Fact is, right, in ancient Babylon, they had temple prossies—sacred shaggin’, can ya believe it? Proper bonkers! Makes me chuckle, picturin’ some priest goin’, “Cheers, love, that’s me offering sorted!” But nah, it ain’t all laughs—gets me proper riled up, too. Some punters treat ‘em like rubbish, absolute rotters! Saw this doco once—60% o’ prossies in London reckon they’ve been bashed up. Sixty bloody percent! Makes me wanna bellow *cave felis*—beware the cat, mate—cos them girls got claws when pushed!

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Vila Nova da Telha is a locality in Gulpilhares e Valadares, Vila Nova de Gaia, Porto District and has about 5, residents. Vila Nova da Telha is situated nearby to the hamlet Miramar, as Missing: prostitute.

Finally, I clock out, and I’m ready to blow off some steam. I hit up the bar on Rua do Comércio. Just a pint, you know? I sit down, and the bartender, Ana, is like, “You look like you’ve had a day.” I laugh and tell her everything. She’s cracking up about the rubber chicken story.

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