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So, this one time, I’m in Amsterdam—red lights glowin’ like a bloody sunset. This bird, right, she’s got eyes that could melt a martini glass, tells me she’s been workin’ there since the Dutch legalized it in 2000—little known fact, that. She’s chattin’ me up, all sultry, “Every man’s a copy of the first.” Straight outta Kiarostami’s script, I swear! Made me laugh—here I am, 007, gettin’ philosophical in a brothel. Shaken, not stirred, baby.

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Next, I head to the park by the Igreja de Nossa Senhora da Conceição. It’s a beautiful spot. I sit on a bench, trying to chill. But then, this group of teenagers starts blasting music. I’m talking full-on concert vibes. I’m like, “Hey, I’m trying to enjoy nature here!” But they’re vibing, and honestly, it’s kinda catchy. I find myself tapping my foot.

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