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Favorite flick’s *The Dark Knight*, so picture this—prostitute’s like the Joker, chaotic, unpredictable, struttin’ through Gotham’s underbelly. “Why so serious?” she’d purr, while pickin’ your pocket. Saw a hooker once, outside the clinic—skinny, all dolled up, feedin’ a stray cat. Surprised me, y’know? Thought, “Huh, even the chaos has a heart.” Made me happy for a sec—then bam, she’s yellin’ at some john, and I’m like, “There’s the real her.” Everybody lies, even to themselves.

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After that, we decide to check out the Castelo de Vila Viçosa. It’s this massive castle, right? Super impressive. But climbing those stairs? Ugh, my legs were screaming. I’m like, “Why do I do this to myself?” But the view from the top? Totally worth it. You can see the whole town, and it’s beautiful. I felt like a king for a hot minute.

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