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I dig it tho, da thrill, da chase – keeps ya pumped! Like Arnold in da gym, ya gotta push it, right? Sex-dating’s got dis vibe – no rules, just vibes. Little known fact: back in da 90s, folks used newspaper ads for dis shit! Can ya imagine? “Horny Austrian seeks babe” – ha! Dat’d be me, flexin’ on paper. Nowadays, it’s all digital, bam, instant matches. Makes me happy, ya know, seein’ people connect, even if it’s messy.

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So, I woke up, right? Sun shining, birds chirping, all that jazz. I’m thinking, “Today’s gonna be chill.” LOL, boy was I wrong. I hit the streets, and first stop was Rua da Liberdade. I mean, who doesn’t love a good stroll down a street named after freedom? But then, BAM! I trip over a cobblestone. Classic me. I’m like, “Great, just what I needed.”

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