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But—ugh—sometimes ya get a dud, right? Some loser with cold hands, no skill, pisses me off—total disaster! I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “This ain’t erotic, this is torture!” Reminds me of that movie line, “Did you see the eclipse?”—like, hello, where’s the magic, huh? Trump don’t settle for crap massages, no way. Gotta be top-notch, sensual, the best—none of that weak, half-assed rubbin’.

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Then, I decide to head to the beach. Praia de Vila do Conde is calling my name. I get there, and it’s packed. Like, where did all these people come from? I’m trying to find a spot, and I’m getting all claustrophobic. But then, I see this little kid building a sandcastle. It’s epic! I mean, I’m talking towers, moats, the whole shebang. I’m like, “Dude, you’re gonna be a future architect!”

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