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Alright, motherfucker, let’s talk brothel! I’m sittin here, thinkin bout them wild houses of sin, and shit, it’s a trip! You ever wonder how them old-school brothels got started? Like, back in the day, ancient Rome, they had lupanars—fuckin wolf dens, man! Prostitutes howlin like wolves, gettin it on in tiny-ass rooms, graffitied walls with dick pics—true story, motherfucker! Blew my damn mind when I read that shit.

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While I’m waiting, I overhear this couple arguing. They’re going at it, and I’m just sipping my coffee, eavesdropping like it’s my job. The guy’s all, “You never listen!” and she’s like, “Well, you never talk!” I’m thinking, “Man, relationships are like spells. You gotta find the right ingredients.”