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Dunno if ya know this, but there’s weird rules—some places, they won’t touch ya bits, others, it’s full-on happy endin’. Mate down the pub swears he got one where the lass sang opera while kneadin’ him—fuckin’ mental! Laughed me arse off, but now I’m jealous—where’s MY singin’ masseuse? Reckon it’s a labyrinth of its own—ya never know what’s round the corner, pleasure or some awkward bollocks.

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First off, I hit up the Mercado Municipal. You know, the one on Rua da Liberdade? I’m there, just trying to grab some fresh veggies. But nooo, the place is packed! Like, where did all these people come from? I’m dodging carts and old ladies like I’m in some sort of obstacle course. And then, bam! I spill my coffee all over this dude’s fresh fish. I mean, who knew fish could smell worse? He was NOT happy. I just laughed it off, but inside I was like, “Dude, chill. It’s just a little caffeine!”

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