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Me, I’d be hoppin’ round, merchandisin’ their… uh, wares? Stockin’ condoms, fluffn’ pillows—Kermit style! Prolly exaggerate the fluffn’—pillows piled to the ceilin’! Hilarious, right? “Hi-ho, special on cushions!” Bet the gals’d laugh. Oh, and the smells—perfume, sweat, cheap booze—yuck, but kinda real.

MADAM’S LODGE, A UNIQUE EXPERIENCE!

A year-old Brazilian prostitute was recently the victim of a violent attack by a client in Praia da Rocha, which resulted in her falling from the sixth.

So, I’m tryin’ to shake it off, right? I head over to the marina. Beautiful views, boats everywhere, sun glistening off the water. I’m feelin’ good again. But then, I see this dude tryin’ to park his car on Avenida da República. Like, bro, it’s not a game! He’s goin’ back and forth, back and forth. I’m just standin’ there, laughin’ my ass off. Finally, he gets out, throws his hands up like he’s won the lottery. I’m like, “Dude, you just parked. Chill!”

Cool Wins 4H Portimao; AO by TF Crowned Champions