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Little fact for ya: in old Volantis, they tattooed whores’ faces—teardrops, harsh shit, right? Pissed me off—why mark beauty like that? Control, that’s why. Fuckin’ nobles and their rules. Anyway, this one joint—red curtains, sticky floors—had a dwarf bouncer, swear it! Thought, “Seven hells, am I the pimp now?” Cracked me up, mate. Sipping wine, I’m thinkin’, “I’m too short for this shit,” but I stayed—coin well spent.

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Jan 22,  · São Brás de Alportel nestles in a beautiful part of the east Algarve between the high hills and the ocean, and was once the summer home home of the bishops of the Algarve. .

First off, I hit the road down Rua da Liberdade. Beautiful street, right? But today, it was like a freakin’ obstacle course. Potholes everywhere! I swear, I almost lost a wheel. I’m bouncin’ around like a pinball. Not cool, man. I’m tryin’ to keep my cool, but inside, I’m fumin’. Like, c’mon, São Brás, fix your roads!

Following in the footsteps of Portugal’s cork barons