Lily Sao Joao Da Madeira Prostitute ❤️

About Coimbra

Aye, precious, listen up! Me, a fisherman, seein’ them prostitutes down by the docks—nasty, tricksy folk they be! “Stupid, fat hobbit!” I yells, watchin’ her strut, all dolled up like some prize catch. Reminds me o’ *Amélie*, that sweet lass from the flick—my fave, y’know? That movie’s got heart, all quirky and soft, but this prossie? She’s the opposite, mate—hard as a barnacle, flashin’ her wares like fishbait.

Tezenis stores in São João da Madeira

So, we decide to go out. I thought, “Let’s hit Parque do Rio Ul, it’s nice and big.” But as we’re walking, I see this ice cream truck on Rua 1º de Maio. I’m like, “Yesss, ice cream!” But the kids? They’re like, “Can we get some?” And I’m like, “Sure, but only if you promise not to run away!”

São João festivities leading to traffic restrictions in Porto