Brianna Avrig Sexual Massage ❤️

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Well, shoot, y’all, Git-R-Done! I’m here talkin’ ‘bout sexual-massage, reckon it’s like somethin’ outta “Amélie” – y’know, all quirky an’ sweet but with a twist! Picture this: me, Larry, sittin’ in some fancy-pants parlor, thinkin’ I’m just gettin’ a back rub, then bam – it’s all sensual-like, hands slidin’ where I didn’t expect! I was happier’n a pig in mud, lemme tell ya! “How do you stop time?” like Amélie’d say – hell, I didn’t wanna stop it, felt like heaven on a biscuit!

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Sexual massages increase arousal and pleasure. This can help increase blood flow and circulation in the body, leading to better sex. The more aroused you are, the better sex you will .

But then, outta nowhere, this pigeon decides to dive-bomb me. I swear, I ducked like I was in a war zone. I mean, come on! I’m just trying to enjoy my breakfast, and this feathered fiend is out for blood. I laughed it off, though. Gotta love the unpredictability of Avrig, right?

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