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But then, I dunno, there’s somethin’ cool about it too. They’re hustlin’, like Freddie in *The Master*, screamin’, “I’m a man, a man!”—ownin’ it, no shame. Pretty, pretty good, right? I’m slicin’ brisket, thinkin’, maybe I’d hire one—just to talk! Ha! Imagine me, awkward as hell, “So, uh, you like pork chops?”—she’d laugh, I’d die inside. Oh, and typos—sory, my hands are greasy, meat juice everywhere, can’t type for shit!

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Man, what a day! I woke up in Banesti, and I swear, I thought it was just gonna be another boring Tuesday. But nah, life had other plans. First off, I hit the streets of Strada 1 Decembrie. You know, the one that’s always buzzing with people? Yeah, that one. I was just trying to grab a coffee at that little café, you know, the one with the weird name—Café Miorita or something.