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I hit this dodgy alley—smells like stale fags and regret—spot a bird leanin’ on a wall, all sultry-like. “Groovy, baby!” I say, flashin’ me pearly whites. She’s givin’ me the eye, and I’m thinkin’, “This is it, the kill shot!”—straight outta Zero Dark Thirty, y’know? But then—bam!—some geezer stumbles out, drunk as a skunk, yellin’, “Oi, she’s mine!” Made me mad as a wet hen—nearly lost me cool, mate! I’m like, “Cool it, daddy-o, plenty of fish in the sea!”

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First off, I hit the streets of Strada 1 Decembrie. You know, the one with all the cute cafes? I was ready for my morning coffee fix. But guess what? The barista was outta coffee beans! Like, seriously? In a coffee shop? I was like, “What’s next? No water?” So, I settled for some weird herbal tea. Ugh.

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