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Talkin’ to you, it’s like, escorts are these mystery folks, ya know? Some are college kids payin’ bills, others are pros livin’ large. Met this gal once—friend of a friend—did escortin’ on the side. Swore it was chill, said she’d quote *Inherent Vice* to clients: “Under the paving stones, the beach!” They’d blink, confused, and she’d cackle. Loved that—she owned it. Me, I’d be too paranoid, thinkin’ every dude’s a serial killer or my mom in disguise. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but that’s my brain on overdrive!

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So, I get to the church, and it’s packed. Like, what’s going on? It’s a Tuesday! Turns out, some local kids decided to throw a surprise baptism. I mean, who does that? But hey, I’m all for it. Kids are cute, right? But then, I see the parents. They’re stressed, running around like headless chickens. I’m like, “Chill, folks! It’s just water!”