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Little-known fact, yo—ancient Egypt had erotic-massage rituals! Priests used it for “spiritual cleansin’,” ha! Bet they were just sneakin’ some fun. Got me happy, thinkin’ ‘bout old-school vibes. But, ugh, some places? Total rip-off. Charge ya a ton, an’ it’s just a backrub. Pisses me off, man! “You always start over,” like Lenny in *Memento*, stuck in a loop with bad masseuses. Rarrgh!

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Then, boom! My first patient walks in. This dude, I swear, he’s got a bone sticking out like a cartoon character. I’m like, “Dude, what happened?” He just shrugs. Classic. So, I get to work, and let me tell ya, cutting bones is not for the faint-hearted. It’s messy, it’s bloody, and sometimes, it’s downright hilarious. Like, I’m there, focused, and suddenly, I slip. The saw goes flying! Thank God it didn’t hit Ion. He’d probably faint right there.

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