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So, picture this – some dimly lit room, oil slicker than a politician’s promise, hands movin like they got a PhD in naughty. It’s not just massage, bro, it’s *sexual-massage*. Big diff. Started way back, think ancient Rome, Greec – orgies n all that jazz. They’d slap oil on, get freaky, call it “healin.” Ha! Healin my ass – more like horniness with extra steps. Little known fact: them old geezers had “massage slaves” trained just for this. Wild, right? Makes me wanna scream – why ain’t I born then?!

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So, I kept walkin’. Hit up the beach. Eforie-Sud’s got this vibe, ya know? The waves crashin’, kids laughin’, and old folks just chillin’ with their fishing rods. I saw this dude tryin’ to catch a fish. He was all serious, but his line got tangled. I couldn’t help but chuckle. “Bro, you’re not gonna catch anything like that!”

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