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So, sex-dating’s like divin’ into a sea o’ hot strangers. Swipe, swipe, BAM – date’s on! I tried it, got a story, listen up, matey! Met this lass, all flirty texts, “u up?” at 2 a.m. – classic! We hit a bar, she’s smokin’, I’m sweatin’ like Patrick in a heatwave. Thought I’d score, but nah – she ghosted mid-drink! Rude! Felt like Lisa yellin’ “You’re so STUPID!” at me in my head. Pissed me off, but also – HA! – fair play, girl.

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Finally, I get my coffee. It’s lukewarm, but whatever. I’m not picky. I stroll down to the park near the river, and it’s beautiful. The sun’s shining, kids are playing, and I’m feeling all zen. But then, outta nowhere, this dog runs up to me, jumps, and knocks my coffee all over my shirt. I’m like, “Great, just great!”

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