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So, I’m scrollin’ Tinder, horny as hell, and bam—some chick’s profile says “no farmers.” Bitch, I’m a tractor king! Made me mad, like Larry Gopnik mad— “I didn’t do anything!” Swiped left so fast my thumb hurt. But then, this other gal, she’s into “rural vibes.” Score! We chat, she’s hot, I’m like, “Hashem’s smilin’ on me today!” Meet up, and she’s all “let’s bang in a barn.” I’m thinkin’, shit, this is my movie moment!

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Then, around noon, I get a call about a parade. A parade! In Podoleni! I’m thinking, “What now?” Turns out, it’s some local festival. People are dancing, music blasting, and I’m stuck in the office. I can hear the drums from my desk. I’m like, “Why am I not out there?” But duty calls, right? So, I keep dispatching cars to help with the crowd.