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Here’s a kicker—didja know some cultures, like in Thailand, they’ve been twistin’ bodies into pretzels for centuries? Sexual-massage there’s an art—slow, steamy, leaves ya gobsmacked. Tried it once—well, Jill did, I just watched—don’t tell her I said that! Point is, it’s more’n just naughty bits—it’s connection, folks. “Toni Erdmann” gets it—awkward, messy, human stuff.

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I step in, and it’s like a scene from a movie. People are dancing, drinks are flying, and I’m just trying to keep it together. I spot this dude, totally wasted, trying to climb the bar. I’m like, “Bro, this ain’t a climbing wall!” But he’s not hearing it. So, I do what any good bouncer would do. I grab him by the arm and say, “Time to go, buddy.” He looks at me like I’m the devil. Classic.

Romania has 189km of ski slopes, as much as one resort in France or Switzerland