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Yo, so I’m a Program Director, right? Talkin’ bout escort - not the car, nah, the gig. People payin’ for company, wild shit. My fave flick’s “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind,” so ima weave that in, fam. Picture this: dude hires an escort, they vibe, then he’s like, “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot!” Straight up quotin’ that movie, tryna erase her from his brain later. Messed up, right? I’m sittin here, thinkin, escort life’s absurd - you’re a temp soulmate for cash. Deadpan as fuck, I’m like, “Yo, she’s clockin’ in for cuddles.”

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FAC MASAJ EROTIC SI MASAJ DE RELAXARE NU IMI PLACE Buna dragul meu! Mă numesc Bianca, sunt o fata zâmbăreață, generoasa și plină de energie, igiena pe primul loc. .

So, I’m cruisin’ down the street, mindin’ my own biz, when BAM! I see this old lady, bless her heart, tryin’ to cross the road at Strada 22 Decembrie. She’s movin’ slower than molasses in January. I’m thinkin’, “C’mon, lady, we ain’t got all day!” But then, outta nowhere, this dude on a bike zooms past her, almost takin’ her out. I’m like, “What the heck, man?!” I mean, it’s Turda, not the Tour de France!

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