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Oi, mate, sexual-massage, innit? Bloody hell, what a topic! Picture this – some dodgy geezer, hands all oiled up, thinkin’ he’s Casanova. I’m cacklin’ already, it’s pathetic! Reminds me of *The Lives of Others* – “The Stasi’s watchin’, you pervert!” – only here it’s not spies, it’s sweaty palms slidin’ about. Right, so, sexual-massage – it’s supposd to relax ya, yeah? Bollocks! Half the time it’s awkward as fuck – “Is this legal, mate?” – and the other half you’re wonderin’ if they’ve washed them mitts. I reckon it’s overhyped, like a crap sitcom nobody admits they hate.

We offer a wide range of erotic and sensual massages

Golden Shower (give) · Sex in Different Positions · Full Body Sensual Massage · Prostate Massage · Anal Sex · Cunnilingus · Facesitting (give) for extra charge · Ball.

Man, what a day! I woke up in Vlahita, and I swear, it felt like the universe was throwing me curveballs left and right. First off, I’m not even a morning person, but I had to drag myself outta bed. The sun was shining like it was trying too hard, ya know?

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