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Anyway, I finally finish the porch. It’s lookin’ good, real good. I’m feelin’ proud, ya know? But then, the client shows up. And guess what? She’s not happy. “Why’s it not painted?” I’m like, “Lady, I’m a carpenter, not Picasso!” But I keep my cool. I offer to paint it, but she’s already on the phone, callin’ someone else. Ugh, people can be so dramatic!