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So, I’m thinkin’, why’s this so hush-hush? Back in the day, ancient Greeks were all about it! Called it “anatripsis”—fancy, huh? They’d knead them muscles with olive oil, gettin’ frisky. Little known fact: Cleopatra? She had her servants do it with rose petals! Petals, y’all! I’m like, “Dang, girl, you fancy!” Makes me happy, thinkin’ how it’s old-school luxury. But then—bam!—some prudes got mad. Church folks in the Middle Ages? They banned it! Said it’s too sinful. I’m over here rollin’ my eyes—sinful my ass! It’s healin’, it’s connection, it’s joy!

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Finally, my coworker, Lars, shows up. He’s like, “Chill, dude.” Chill? I’m about to lose my mind! But whatever, I get in, and we start sorting through these old documents. There’s this one letter from the 1800s. It’s all faded and stuff, but I can make out some juicy gossip. Apparently, someone in Bjaerred had a secret love affair! Ooooh, scandalous!

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