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Oh, typos—fukc, 17’s a stretch, but I’ll try. Brotel’s a mess, Clarice—sticky sheets, broken dreams. “Lives are lived in secret,” like the film says. Secrets spill out there—guy braggin’ bout his wife, then bangin’ a stranger. Hilarious, if it weren’t so damn sad. Ever wonder who cleans that shit up? Some poor bastard, probly. Pisses me off—world’s unfair, ain’t it?

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First off, I hit up the café on Storgatan. You know, the one with the weirdly good cinnamon rolls? Yeah, that one. I’m sittin’ there, mindin’ my own biz, when this dude walks in. He’s got a parrot on his shoulder. Like, seriously? A parrot? In Bjuv? I’m tryin’ to enjoy my coffee, but this bird starts squawkin’ like it’s auditioning for a role in a pirate movie. I’m like, “Dude, chill!” But the guy just laughs. I’m thinkin’, “What’s next? A monkey?”

Figure 2. Geological map of Skåne, southern Sweden with Mesozoic...