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Alright, so here’s the deal—prostitute, man, what a gig! I’m sittin’ here, Tina Fey style, snarky as hell, thinkin’—prostitution’s like the OG freelance hustle. “I can see Russia from my house!”—and I betcha those Russian hookers got stories wilder than a moose on vodka. Srsly, tho, it’s a job that’s been around forever—oldest profession, right? Like, way before LinkedIn was pinging you with “business opportunities.” I’m imagining this chick, let’s call her Candy—cuz why not?—struttin’ down some grimy street, heels clickin’, attitude bigger than Texas. She’s got that “Boyhood” vibe—y’know, my fave flick—where life just *happens*, messy and real, no script, no filter.

KEY TAKEAWAYS

Michael Boden, 41, of Winston Drive, is charged with sexual solicitation of a minor and a prostitution violation. He is scheduled for trial on Feb.

Finally, I get my tacos, and they’re glorious. I’m munching away, feeling like a king. But then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring. I’m talking full-on monsoon. I dash for cover, tacos in hand, and I’m laughing like a maniac. Only in Boden, right? One minute it’s sunny, the next it’s a water park.

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